January 2011
1 post
August 2010
35 posts
RIIIIIIIGHT...
I forgot that people like when you keep up with your online endeavors. Yeah, okay well I’m going back to work now. Bye.
it's 3 in the fucking morning.
bye.
hi sasha.
digitalthug:
im sasha. and youve automatically become my favorite since we have matching names and all. its only fair.
that’s my reaction. take it or leave it. no, just take it.
Glasses
Him: You look so cute with your glasses on.
Her: You look so cute with my glasses off.
THINGS THAT SOUND BETTER THAN ANSWERING YOUR PHONE...
Sucking dollar bills until the ink is all gone.
Licking the lint filter in the dryer machine.
Getting a urinary tract infection.
Naming my child “Beyonce”, “Ashanti”, or “NickiMinajNickiLewinskyNickiTheNinjaNickiTheHarajukuBarbie”.
Combing my hair when it’s humid outside.
Flipping through sheets of paper really fast using the side of my fingers.
...
WORRY ABOUT ME, DON'T
Recently I feel like my lifestyle choices have gotten in the way of my communication with people that don’t make the same ones.
As you probably don’t even care to know, I’ve been celibate for the past 3 years now. That means I have done nothing sexual. Okay, that’s a lie. But, I’ve stopped myself when I felt I was going to far.
Want some TMI? I haven’t sucked...
MIGRAINE
fuck off. roll over and die. i don’t want you. stop fucking my brain. go go go go go.
good thing i don’t feel like showering in order to go out. otherwise this would be quite inconvenient.
Kanye + His High Horse
Look. That ‘Power’ video/pPpAaAiIiNnNtTtiIiNnNgGg wasn’t even cool. I still respect him for trying so hard. He’s starting to look desperate for attention and I like when people beg.
Also, can somebody please point me in the direction of whatever drug will make me think that is cool? I’d love to be on the same level as Kanye and Gary Busey. I just think that would...
I'm still awake
): Sleeping all day today.
HEART + VAGINA
My heart and my vagina are the same thing. I handle both with tender love and care. I would hate to see either destroyed for the sake of a good 5/6 minutes. I’ve been celibate for a long time. I’ve had my moments of weakness. But every single time it came time to put up or shut up, I couldn’t. It’s just, Okay, Perhaps I’m weird but I feel like I just have to be in...
FEMALE
Something that drives me mad is when men call women “females”. Just go on and say “bitch” because that’s exactly what you’re thinking. “Bitch” pretty much equates to “Females”. Correct? Yes, I am.
I think that if you’re super comfortable with subliminally calling women “bitches” then I think you should be super...
DRUNK BITCH
I used to love every second of inebriation. Being ages 16-18, it was all about the thrill of the hunt and the satisfaction of the mission completed. Come 19, I had the shit on lock. Even weed was in my hands if I snapped the right way. Come 20, it was mostly just frustration in relying on people. Kind of like when your car breaks down and you’re stuck with public transportation only a lot...
July 2010
7 posts
Blogging is going to take some getting used to.
But it’s much more hygienic when compared to watching porn all day.
;]
I’m pretty much an absentee e-homie. But look. Nothing is different. Everybody is still alive.
What have I been doing? Fuckin’ shit up.
Not in a bad way. In a hood rat way. And now, I have a bit of free time. Free time … Fuck, I didn’t plan for free time.
Yeah no, I’m not saying I’m going to be back on Tumblr. Nor am I saying that I’ll be popping up...
June 2010
1 post
Oh
I forgot about you. Woops.
May 2010
22 posts
I have been so busy.
I overbooked my life. I’m nervous for the summer. I’m nervous that I’m gonna have a heart attack before I turn 25. Hell, before I turn 22.
I don’t know.
I work all day, usually. Then I go and get drunk. Then I sleep. And repeat.
It’s not what I like or what I’m used to.
Maybe that’s what it is… Maybe I’m just not used to it. That scares me....
