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I forgot that people like when you keep up with your online endeavors.
Yeah, okay well I’m going back to work now. Bye.
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Shep Messing
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fuckyeahjoemanganiello, bloodisforsuckers
Absolutely terrifying. He’s 6’4” and made of nothing but muscle.
Meanwhile: I’m pissed that it’s not 11am yet because I can’t get my McDouble.
Sigh.
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bye.
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yourwordsfallondeafears, beestard-, megazork
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im sasha. and youve automatically become my favorite
since we have matching names and all. its only fair.
that’s my reaction. take it or leave it. no, just take it.
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unicorn666, mutation-, mysticmayhem, brainfullofspiders, pokingsmot, andbusiness
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- Him: You look so cute with your glasses on.
- Her: You look so cute with my glasses off.
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Looks like someone I know.
Not the dick. The face.
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- Sucking dollar bills until the ink is all gone.
- Licking the lint filter in the dryer machine.
- Getting a urinary tract infection.
- Naming my child “Beyonce”, “Ashanti”, or “NickiMinajNickiLewinskyNickiTheNinjaNickiTheHarajukuBarbie”.
- Combing my hair when it’s humid outside.
- Flipping through sheets of paper really fast using the side of my fingers.
- Being Coolio’s wifey.
- Going out and making Brandy be designated driver.
- Being in it for the love of Ray J.
- Answering your call at 1am and hanging up.
- Making Snooki answer and tell you what happened to me.
- Writing this blog knowing that you’ll never see it and calling you back acting like I’m asleep so you say “Oh, I’ll let you go then” and then getting back to my bullshitting.
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